The perpetually grumpy, "Packy" Steve serves as the party dispatcher to the punks. Working at Marten's Liquors and delivering kegs gives Steve the inside scoop on the locations of all of the highly crash-able weekend college parties. Much like Howie, Steve hates all of his friends. Steve is convinced that all of his friends only come around when they need something from him, though he is just as quick to take advantage of them. Miserable people like Steve tend to embrace misery, this is why Steve continues to hang out with the rest of the group.